Carmen Electra and Joan Jett in Sexy Lesbo Act!

Rocker Joan Jett and Carmen Electra reportedly were spotted indulging in a steamy kissing session after Jett's recent concert in Los Angeles.

The former "Baywatch" star appeared in Jett's new music video "ACDC" in May and the two have reportedly been close ever since.

A source who was backstage after the concert tells Star magazine, "They weren't even trying to hide it. They were fully kissing and going at it.

"There were very physical with hugging and kissing and touching."

After the concert the new duo carried on at an after party along with a group of friends.

When asked about his client's alleged liaison, Electra's representative remarked cheekily, "She was at the concert.

"She is a really big fan of Joan's, and I guess this was her way of thanking her for the front row seats!"

I choose Carmen. Joan is more male than Dave Navarro.

Details on Tom Cruise and Katie's Wedding

From the couple's rep:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were wed just after sunset today at Odescalchi Castle overlooking Lake Bracciano outside of Rome, Italy before more than 150 close family and friends.

The official wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor. The Best Man was Cruise's best friend David Miscavige and the Matron of Honor was Holmes' sister Nancy Blaylock. Also in attendance were Holmes' two older sisters, her brother, her mother Kathleen and her father Martin Holmes, who walked her down the aisle, as well as Cruise's three sisters and mother Mary Lee South and Cruise and Holmes' seven month old daughter Suri. The traditional marriage ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister.

The bride carried a bouquet of flowers made by Giorgio Armani including calla lilies wrapped in leaves of galax and steelgrass while the wedding reception included colorful and elegant floral décor accented with red roses.

Giorgio Armani created unique custom-designed attire for the bride, groom, wedding party and immediate family.

Katie Holmes wore a fitted Armani off-the-shoulder bridal gown with a train in ivory silk cadis adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery, featuring a delicate crinoline frill at the shoulders and a silk soleil border around the hem. The gown was complemented by an ivory tulle floor length veil and ivory silk shoes.

Tom Cruise wore a navy blue two-button satin peak lapel single breasted Armani handmade tuxedo with flat front trousers and matching four-button vest. The tuxedo was complemented by an ivory silk French collar shirt, of the same fabric as the bride's gown.

For the wedding reception the bride wore an asymmetric champagne Giorgio Armani Privé evening dress of silk organza decorated in Swarovski crystal beads. The groom wore a two-button navy blue suit also made by Armani.

Holmes' and Cruise's wedding rings were made by Cartier and are white gold with diamonds.

Following the ceremony, guests were treated to cocktails featuring specially prepared Italian hors d'oeuvres followed by a multi-course meal. As the evening winded down, the bride and groom cut the five-tiered white chocolate wedding cake which was decorated with marzipan roses, and was studded with white chocolate chips and featured white chocolate mouse and white chocolate cream filling.

The couple was serenaded at the wedding reception with a special performance by world-renowned Italian vocalist Andrea Bocelli.

The wedding ceremony capped a three day celebration in which invited guests participated in a welcome dinner on the first night at Nino's Ristorante in Rome hosted by the bride and groom and a rehearsal dinner on the second night at the Villa Aurelia hosted by Martin and Kathleen Holmes.

Rome is where Cruise and Holmes' relationship first became public and holds particular significance for the couple.

As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy.

Congratulations to the the couple. Let's hope this lasts...

Paris Hilton is "a Piece of Sh-t"! The World According to Tina Fey

I love these types of juicy interviews. Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live, and creator and star of the new NBC show, 30 Rock, dropped by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Wednesday to share her thoughts on various past SNL guest hosts. According to US Weekly:

She revealed that Paris Hilton asked the writers to make a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her…she's fat.” Fey also claims that Paris was so self-centered that staffers had a bet going on as to whether she would ask anyone something personal (like "How are you?") during her week on-set. They only lost when she asked, “Is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish).

In excerpts from the interview below, Tina dishes more on Paris, Matthew McConaughey (See: personal hygiene, lack thereof) and losing her own virginity.

On her virginity:
TF: I was 24 when I lost my virginity. I was still a virgin when I met my husband.

HS: Why do you think that is, you were the hot girl on SNL?

TF: I don't know, I was a drama major, so it was me and 100 gay guys, so maybe that was my problem.

On Paris Hilton:
HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

TF: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

On Matthew McCaughahey:
TF: He was a nice enough guy.

HS: I've noticed he always has his shirt off

TF: Yeah, he was always taking his shirt off, he's like "yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot." We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong.

HS: He seems like he wouldn't smell very good, does he smell good?

TF: He doesn't smell great, no.

In the end, one has to conclude that Paris Hilton is a spoiled and talent-less idiot.

Cruise, Holmes Preparing for Wedding with Shields in the House

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to be married Saturday in a Scientology ceremony held at a 15th-century Italian castle in a lakeside town near Rome, the town's mayor said Thursday.

The wedding party, along with guests, are then expected to attend a banquet the same day in Rome, Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni said. According to Forbes:

For weeks rumors have focused on Odescalchi Castle in the sleepy town of Bracciano as the likely venue for the celebrity wedding. Riccioni told a news conference Thursday she had met the couple the day before somewhere outside of her town, but she would not say where.

She was coy about other details, too, saying only that she expected the couple to arrive Saturday morning at the castle, which overlooks Lake Bracciano, for what she believed would be a Scientology wedding ceremony, followed by a banquet. She said she expected the couple to return to the Italian capital the same day.

Cruise, 44, star of the "Mission: Impossible" films, and Holmes, 27, have been staying this week at a luxury hotel near the Spanish Steps in Rome. They were photographed Thursday with their infant daughter, Suri, as they walked to a restaurant in the city.

"I want to thank Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for choosing this venue for such an important event," Riccioni said, showing reporters a congratulations card she had for the couple.

"When we met, they seemed to me to be far more normal people than what I believed. I think all this secrecy depends on them wanting to keep their marriage private and intimate," the mayor said, sparking laughter in the room filled with the journalists who have been trying for days to find clues about how the wedding will be held.

The Hollywood stars' late-Wednesday visit to Rome City Hall caused a flurry of speculation that they were getting a marriage license, but city hall said Thursday it was only a courtesy visit to the mayor, a big movie buff.

As of midday Thursday, the Bracciano Town Hall was insisting it had not received any request to celebrate the wedding, but preparations for a party appeared to be under way at castle.

The Bracciano Town Hall said, however, that the mayor would not need much time prepare for a civil ceremony if the necessary papers were presented before Saturday.

To obtain a marriage license, U.S. citizens planning to marry in Italy must present specific documents - including their passports, birth certificates and an affidavit that there is no impediment to their marriage. Because the documents need to be translated into Italian and certified, the process is generally time-consuming.

A spokesman for the Church of Scientology for Rome said they had not been contacted about the Cruise-Holmes wedding. Cruise belongs to the Church of Scientology.

"If they're getting married with these rites, it won't be with a minister from the Rome church, so I would imagine that they would bring their own," spokesman Fabrizio D'Agostino said.

D'Agostino said an exchange of vows with a Scientology rite was not legally recognized in Italy, and would have to be preceded or followed by a civil union.

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes' parents arrived in the Italian capital Thursday. They were whisked away in a van that had been waiting outside Rome's small Ciampino airport.

Cruise and Holmes, who have been staying at the Hassler hotel at the top of the Spanish Steps, met Holmes' parents at the nearby St. Regis Grand Hotel, where they stayed for about an hour before returning to the Hassler.

Also spotted at the airport Thursday morning were Jim Carrey; Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony; Jada Pinkett Smith; and Brooke Shields.

Shields and Cruise had a public argument last year after the "Mission: Impossible III" star, echoing the position of the Scientology church, publicly criticized Shields' use of antidepressants after the birth of her first daughter. He said during a TV appearance that depression could be treated with exercise and vitamins rather than drugs.

But the two appeared to have made up, and Shields said in September that Cruise had apologized to her in person.

The world is still wondering where why Tom and Katie did not invite Oprah...let the catfight begin...

Rachel Ray's Husband in a Sex Scandal

Kitchen wholesome princess Rachael Ray has more to worry about than whether her vegetables are overcooked now that another woman is claiming that she carried on a kinky, five-year affair with Ray's husband.

Jeannine Walz claims in The National Enquirer that Ray's hubby, John Cusimano, paid Walz to commit degrading acts you won't be seeing on the Food Network. And, she claims, they used drugs together. Ray and Cusimano deny the allegations. According to the NY Daily:

Walz alleges that the 39-year-old lawyer and musician shelled out cash for her to spit in his face, rub her bare feet on his face and other gamy rituals.

The 30-year-old Florida woman contends that they met outside a lesbian bar in New York's West Village in 2000. That night, she said, Cusimano paid Walz and three friends $20 to spit in his face. "He even took pictures of us doing it," she tells the tab.

Walz said they continued to meet at her apartment and the apartment he shared at the time with Ray, 38.

"Sometimes he'd be naked," she claims. "I always kept my clothes on.

"John paid me up to $500 for a session," she claims. "We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused."

She also alleges, "Sometimes John would buy marijuana or cocaine and we'd use it together."

According to The Enquirer, even after Cusimano married Ray and after Walz moved to Florida, "she often still gets together for her bizarre sessions with Cusimano, she says."

Speaking through their rep, Ray and Cusimano told us they found The Enquirer story "absolutely laughable. It is obvious to us the lengths that tabloids go to create stories. It's just sad when they take unwarranted shots at the people you care about the most."

The Enquirer also features a photo of Cusimano and Walz - taken, according to the tab, in New York on Nov. 6. A friend of the couple said the photo looked staged and stated, in fact, that Cusimano and Ray "couldn't be happier."

"Jeannine Walz has passed a polygraph test," said Enquirer editor David Perel, whose retooled mag has nailed such recent exclusives as Farrah Fawcett's cancer fight and O.J. Simpson's book deal. "Our lawyers are comfortable with her story."

From the sounds of it, I'd imagine that our good girl Rachel will not be serving any of these dishes for $40 per day.

K-Fed Caught In The Act........

Kevin Federline not only stood up a dinner with his lovely bride prior to the split but he was with another woman at the time. Britney was furious that K-Fed stood her up and demanded she receive a key to his hotel room. A couple of the employees went against company policy and gave her a key (and were subsequently fired). Upon entering the room she found Federline with another woman and this was the breaking point when she finally decided to file papers for their divorce. How stupid can K-Fed be? He deserves anything he gets (or doesn’t get, for that matter).

Is the Britney and KFed Split A Big Ugly PR Stunt?

According to our friends at TheSuperficial: She's still wearing her friggin ring!

"Britney Spears still hasn't removed her wedding ring yet, although I don't see how anybody is looking at her hands when she's always got her gigantic new jugs on display. There could be an astronaut having a laser gun fight with a cowboy in the background and if you showed me these pictures of her arriving at Sony Studios in New York I'd still be like, "You're right, her new breasts are amazing." Then I'd do that thing where you make helicopter noises and pretend to rub your face between them. You can't teach class like that."