Carmen Electra and Joan Jett in Sexy Lesbo Act!

Rocker Joan Jett and Carmen Electra reportedly were spotted indulging in a steamy kissing session after Jett's recent concert in Los Angeles.

The former "Baywatch" star appeared in Jett's new music video "ACDC" in May and the two have reportedly been close ever since.

A source who was backstage after the concert tells Star magazine, "They weren't even trying to hide it. They were fully kissing and going at it.

"There were very physical with hugging and kissing and touching."

After the concert the new duo carried on at an after party along with a group of friends.

When asked about his client's alleged liaison, Electra's representative remarked cheekily, "She was at the concert.

"She is a really big fan of Joan's, and I guess this was her way of thanking her for the front row seats!"

I choose Carmen. Joan is more male than Dave Navarro.

Details on Tom Cruise and Katie's Wedding

From the couple's rep:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were wed just after sunset today at Odescalchi Castle overlooking Lake Bracciano outside of Rome, Italy before more than 150 close family and friends.

The official wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor. The Best Man was Cruise's best friend David Miscavige and the Matron of Honor was Holmes' sister Nancy Blaylock. Also in attendance were Holmes' two older sisters, her brother, her mother Kathleen and her father Martin Holmes, who walked her down the aisle, as well as Cruise's three sisters and mother Mary Lee South and Cruise and Holmes' seven month old daughter Suri. The traditional marriage ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister.

The bride carried a bouquet of flowers made by Giorgio Armani including calla lilies wrapped in leaves of galax and steelgrass while the wedding reception included colorful and elegant floral décor accented with red roses.

Giorgio Armani created unique custom-designed attire for the bride, groom, wedding party and immediate family.

Katie Holmes wore a fitted Armani off-the-shoulder bridal gown with a train in ivory silk cadis adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery, featuring a delicate crinoline frill at the shoulders and a silk soleil border around the hem. The gown was complemented by an ivory tulle floor length veil and ivory silk shoes.

Tom Cruise wore a navy blue two-button satin peak lapel single breasted Armani handmade tuxedo with flat front trousers and matching four-button vest. The tuxedo was complemented by an ivory silk French collar shirt, of the same fabric as the bride's gown.

For the wedding reception the bride wore an asymmetric champagne Giorgio Armani Privé evening dress of silk organza decorated in Swarovski crystal beads. The groom wore a two-button navy blue suit also made by Armani.

Holmes' and Cruise's wedding rings were made by Cartier and are white gold with diamonds.

Following the ceremony, guests were treated to cocktails featuring specially prepared Italian hors d'oeuvres followed by a multi-course meal. As the evening winded down, the bride and groom cut the five-tiered white chocolate wedding cake which was decorated with marzipan roses, and was studded with white chocolate chips and featured white chocolate mouse and white chocolate cream filling.

The couple was serenaded at the wedding reception with a special performance by world-renowned Italian vocalist Andrea Bocelli.

The wedding ceremony capped a three day celebration in which invited guests participated in a welcome dinner on the first night at Nino's Ristorante in Rome hosted by the bride and groom and a rehearsal dinner on the second night at the Villa Aurelia hosted by Martin and Kathleen Holmes.

Rome is where Cruise and Holmes' relationship first became public and holds particular significance for the couple.

As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy.

Congratulations to the the couple. Let's hope this lasts...

Paris Hilton is "a Piece of Sh-t"! The World According to Tina Fey

I love these types of juicy interviews. Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live, and creator and star of the new NBC show, 30 Rock, dropped by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Wednesday to share her thoughts on various past SNL guest hosts. According to US Weekly:

She revealed that Paris Hilton asked the writers to make a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her…she's fat.” Fey also claims that Paris was so self-centered that staffers had a bet going on as to whether she would ask anyone something personal (like "How are you?") during her week on-set. They only lost when she asked, “Is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish).

In excerpts from the interview below, Tina dishes more on Paris, Matthew McConaughey (See: personal hygiene, lack thereof) and losing her own virginity.

On her virginity:
TF: I was 24 when I lost my virginity. I was still a virgin when I met my husband.

HS: Why do you think that is, you were the hot girl on SNL?

TF: I don't know, I was a drama major, so it was me and 100 gay guys, so maybe that was my problem.

On Paris Hilton:
HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

TF: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

On Matthew McCaughahey:
TF: He was a nice enough guy.

HS: I've noticed he always has his shirt off

TF: Yeah, he was always taking his shirt off, he's like "yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot." We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong.

HS: He seems like he wouldn't smell very good, does he smell good?

TF: He doesn't smell great, no.

In the end, one has to conclude that Paris Hilton is a spoiled and talent-less idiot.

Cruise, Holmes Preparing for Wedding with Shields in the House

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to be married Saturday in a Scientology ceremony held at a 15th-century Italian castle in a lakeside town near Rome, the town's mayor said Thursday.

The wedding party, along with guests, are then expected to attend a banquet the same day in Rome, Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni said. According to Forbes:

For weeks rumors have focused on Odescalchi Castle in the sleepy town of Bracciano as the likely venue for the celebrity wedding. Riccioni told a news conference Thursday she had met the couple the day before somewhere outside of her town, but she would not say where.

She was coy about other details, too, saying only that she expected the couple to arrive Saturday morning at the castle, which overlooks Lake Bracciano, for what she believed would be a Scientology wedding ceremony, followed by a banquet. She said she expected the couple to return to the Italian capital the same day.

Cruise, 44, star of the "Mission: Impossible" films, and Holmes, 27, have been staying this week at a luxury hotel near the Spanish Steps in Rome. They were photographed Thursday with their infant daughter, Suri, as they walked to a restaurant in the city.

"I want to thank Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for choosing this venue for such an important event," Riccioni said, showing reporters a congratulations card she had for the couple.

"When we met, they seemed to me to be far more normal people than what I believed. I think all this secrecy depends on them wanting to keep their marriage private and intimate," the mayor said, sparking laughter in the room filled with the journalists who have been trying for days to find clues about how the wedding will be held.

The Hollywood stars' late-Wednesday visit to Rome City Hall caused a flurry of speculation that they were getting a marriage license, but city hall said Thursday it was only a courtesy visit to the mayor, a big movie buff.

As of midday Thursday, the Bracciano Town Hall was insisting it had not received any request to celebrate the wedding, but preparations for a party appeared to be under way at castle.

The Bracciano Town Hall said, however, that the mayor would not need much time prepare for a civil ceremony if the necessary papers were presented before Saturday.

To obtain a marriage license, U.S. citizens planning to marry in Italy must present specific documents - including their passports, birth certificates and an affidavit that there is no impediment to their marriage. Because the documents need to be translated into Italian and certified, the process is generally time-consuming.

A spokesman for the Church of Scientology for Rome said they had not been contacted about the Cruise-Holmes wedding. Cruise belongs to the Church of Scientology.

"If they're getting married with these rites, it won't be with a minister from the Rome church, so I would imagine that they would bring their own," spokesman Fabrizio D'Agostino said.

D'Agostino said an exchange of vows with a Scientology rite was not legally recognized in Italy, and would have to be preceded or followed by a civil union.

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes' parents arrived in the Italian capital Thursday. They were whisked away in a van that had been waiting outside Rome's small Ciampino airport.

Cruise and Holmes, who have been staying at the Hassler hotel at the top of the Spanish Steps, met Holmes' parents at the nearby St. Regis Grand Hotel, where they stayed for about an hour before returning to the Hassler.

Also spotted at the airport Thursday morning were Jim Carrey; Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony; Jada Pinkett Smith; and Brooke Shields.

Shields and Cruise had a public argument last year after the "Mission: Impossible III" star, echoing the position of the Scientology church, publicly criticized Shields' use of antidepressants after the birth of her first daughter. He said during a TV appearance that depression could be treated with exercise and vitamins rather than drugs.

But the two appeared to have made up, and Shields said in September that Cruise had apologized to her in person.

The world is still wondering where why Tom and Katie did not invite Oprah...let the catfight begin...

Rachel Ray's Husband in a Sex Scandal

Kitchen wholesome princess Rachael Ray has more to worry about than whether her vegetables are overcooked now that another woman is claiming that she carried on a kinky, five-year affair with Ray's husband.

Jeannine Walz claims in The National Enquirer that Ray's hubby, John Cusimano, paid Walz to commit degrading acts you won't be seeing on the Food Network. And, she claims, they used drugs together. Ray and Cusimano deny the allegations. According to the NY Daily:

Walz alleges that the 39-year-old lawyer and musician shelled out cash for her to spit in his face, rub her bare feet on his face and other gamy rituals.

The 30-year-old Florida woman contends that they met outside a lesbian bar in New York's West Village in 2000. That night, she said, Cusimano paid Walz and three friends $20 to spit in his face. "He even took pictures of us doing it," she tells the tab.

Walz said they continued to meet at her apartment and the apartment he shared at the time with Ray, 38.

"Sometimes he'd be naked," she claims. "I always kept my clothes on.

"John paid me up to $500 for a session," she claims. "We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused."

She also alleges, "Sometimes John would buy marijuana or cocaine and we'd use it together."

According to The Enquirer, even after Cusimano married Ray and after Walz moved to Florida, "she often still gets together for her bizarre sessions with Cusimano, she says."

Speaking through their rep, Ray and Cusimano told us they found The Enquirer story "absolutely laughable. It is obvious to us the lengths that tabloids go to create stories. It's just sad when they take unwarranted shots at the people you care about the most."

The Enquirer also features a photo of Cusimano and Walz - taken, according to the tab, in New York on Nov. 6. A friend of the couple said the photo looked staged and stated, in fact, that Cusimano and Ray "couldn't be happier."

"Jeannine Walz has passed a polygraph test," said Enquirer editor David Perel, whose retooled mag has nailed such recent exclusives as Farrah Fawcett's cancer fight and O.J. Simpson's book deal. "Our lawyers are comfortable with her story."

From the sounds of it, I'd imagine that our good girl Rachel will not be serving any of these dishes for $40 per day.

K-Fed Caught In The Act........

Kevin Federline not only stood up a dinner with his lovely bride prior to the split but he was with another woman at the time. Britney was furious that K-Fed stood her up and demanded she receive a key to his hotel room. A couple of the employees went against company policy and gave her a key (and were subsequently fired). Upon entering the room she found Federline with another woman and this was the breaking point when she finally decided to file papers for their divorce. How stupid can K-Fed be? He deserves anything he gets (or doesn’t get, for that matter).

Is the Britney and KFed Split A Big Ugly PR Stunt?

According to our friends at TheSuperficial: She's still wearing her friggin ring!

"Britney Spears still hasn't removed her wedding ring yet, although I don't see how anybody is looking at her hands when she's always got her gigantic new jugs on display. There could be an astronaut having a laser gun fight with a cowboy in the background and if you showed me these pictures of her arriving at Sony Studios in New York I'd still be like, "You're right, her new breasts are amazing." Then I'd do that thing where you make helicopter noises and pretend to rub your face between them. You can't teach class like that."

Brangelina Roughs Up Mumbai

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have incurred the wrath of the locals in Mumbai, India for their bodyguards' boorish behavior. In the midst of a location shoot for her upcoming film A Mighty Heart Thursday.

It was claimed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's bodyguards "roughed up" parents and students at the Anjuman-e-Islaam Islamic seminary.

According to US Weekly:

The problems began when students were released from their classes at 12:30 to find the gates to the school closed and locked. One parent complained that the children remained locked in for four hours by the film crew.

Parents of children at the Anjuman-e-Islaam school filed a complaint, which states that one bodyguard shouted "get out, you bloody Indians," at the parents. He also reportedly "pushed a small child" and "a lady who was trying to spot her children."

The producers of A Mighty Heart released a statement blaming the paparazzi for the incident. "When the gates were opened to allow the parents in to collect their children, the paparrazi rushed into the school, causing confusion," the producers said.

Jolie's bodyguards have repeatedly been the focus of criticism since their arrival in India last month. In one instance, a bodyguard was caught on tape grasping a photographer firmly by the throat. Last week another photographer complained that the guards threatened to throw him off a moving train.

Publicity stunt or not, Brangelina are not to be messed with...

Madonna Wants To Buy Another Kid?

Madonna says in an interview this week that she intends to adopt another baby from Malawi, the African home of the baby she adopted last month. When asked if she would like another child, Madonna said:

"Yes, absolutely. I'm going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly. A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance".

After reading "redress", you're probably thinking Madonna couldn't get any more pretentious or annoying. Oh but hey guess what…

"It was not me who chose Malawi, but it chose me. A native of the country contacted me though my association, Spirituality for Kids which I publicise in all my shows. She asked me for help as my fame could help focus on the problems. I started my own inquiry and I said to myself: 'They need help!"

In addition, Madonna has Bono in her corner.

The U2 frontman told The Sun: "Madonna should be applauded for helping to take a child out of the worst poverty imaginable and giving him a better chance in life. Baby David is lucky to have been adopted by someone who can give him a chance of survival in this world and I don’t think it’s fair that people are criticising her."

The singer, currently on tour in Australia, also cited a personal experience that he feels explains Madonna's actions : "About 20 years ago when my wife Ali and I went to Africa... a man who quite clearly loved his child came up to us and begged us to take him. It is heart-breaking, but he asked us to take his child home with us because he couldn’t feed him."

Britney Turns to Justin for Advice as the Divorce Battle Kicks Off

It seems that while the divorce battle gets rough with estranged husband Kevin Federline counterfiling for divorce and asking for sole legal and physical custody of their two children, Sean Preston, 1, and 2-month-old Jayden James. Britney is turning to her old squeeze Justin Timberlake for comfort and support.

According to OK...“The only man she has ever totally trusted was Justin,” says a family friend. “She loved him in a pure, almost childlike way.”

What does Justin’s current squeeze, Cameron Diaz feel about this?

Stay tuned...

Related article: Reasons for Britney Spears' Divorce according to The Onion.

Naomi Should Hook Up with Mike Tyson

On Tuesday, Naomi Campbell was sued by another former maid who says the model viciously assaulted her. This brings the tally of those who've accused Naomi of violence to six people.

The latest lawsuit brought by Gaby Gibson, who worked for the model from November 2005 though January 2006, claims the model called Gibson a “dumb Romanian,”
and states that Campbell is a "violent super-bigot." According to US Weekly:

The lawsuit also states: "Campbell either kicked or punched the back of Gibson's head ... while yelling discriminatory comments" as the maid searched the closet for a pair of the model’s jeans. Meanwhile Campbell returned to court Wednesday as her lawyer and a Manhattan prosecutor tried unsuccessfully to cut a deal on charges that she threw a cell phone at a different maid over a pair of missing jeans. "We're still in the process of working out a possible disposition," said Assistant District Attorney Shanda Strain at a short hearing where the 36-year-old supermodel stood mutely. She is due back in court Jan. 16. The British catwalker could face up to seven years in prison and deportation if convicted on the assault charge. Tune in next time when Naomi’s lawyers concoct a defense blaming the model’s rage blackouts on denim dependency. At which point the court will commend the supermodel for “bravely” admitting that she has a problem, and release her into the custody of a treatment center, where she will enter the program’s cheekily titled “tapered jean” program, which will taper off the supermodel’s denim use, substituting her normal stash with menswear trousers and leggings until her cravings for Seven’s and maid-beating have fully subsided.

Ouch. Sounds like Naomi should hook up with Mike Tyson.

Denise Richards is Back in LA, But Without Her Laptop

With the laptop throwing incident a distant memory, Denise Richards headed home to LAX.

Denise called the whole incident of tossing a laptop off her balcony a "big mistake." If so, I'd like to know what she's going to do to the 80-year old woman with the LCD and keyboard on her head.

The actress grabbed a photographer's laptop and threw it over the balcony of the set of "Blonde and Blonder" at the River Rock Casino and Hotel in Richmond, British Columbia, where it landed on an 80-year-old woman in a wheelchair, leaving her slightly bruised.

Laptop or no laptop...Denise still looks pretty hot...if they could only fix her voice.

Lance Bass Next to a Girl?

What's up with that? Lance Bass and Eve at the CosmoGIRL! Born to Lead Awards held in the Supper Club in New York City.

Britney's Final Plan to Drop KFed

Don't understand why Kevin Federline was so surprised that he was dumped! According to People Magazine:

New information on the final days of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s marriage shows that Spears, 24, laid out her plans to drop Federline and resuscitate her career during the week before she filed for divorce on November 7. However, it was a handwritten letter from Federline that finally pushed the pop star over the edge, causing her to end the two-year union for good. On November 6, after a week of fighting via text message, Federline, 28, sent a handwritten letter to his wife, who was staying at a separate hotel in NYC. “It mostly blamed Britney for all their problems,” a family insider says of the letter. Hours later, enraged, she notified her attorney to start drafting the divorce petition and signed it at the hotel just before making a surprise appearance on CBSs Late Show With David Letterman – minus her wedding ring. “That’s why she looked so happy,” says the source. “A weight had been lifted.” Who staged an intervention on November 1 and finally convinced Britney that Kevin was wrong for her? What has Britney been doing to get revenge on Kevin? How much does Kevin stand to gain in the divorce? Is Britney really planning to record an album with her ex, Justin Timberlake, as part of her career comeback? For more details on the couple’s final moments together and what Britney has planned for the future, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

If KFed needs any more explanation, he needs to do no more than look at the mirror or at one of his videos to figure out why Britney would dump the boy...of course, we know the man was delusional as evidenced by his note below...

Britney Spears Visits Her Louisiana Hometown

A week after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears paid a visit to her native Kentwood, La. After working on her new album in New York City, Spears, 24, quietly arrived in her hometown with kids Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 8 weeks, in tow. According to People Magazine:

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. -- a Spears family favorite -- along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells PEOPLE. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous -- both of them are so adorable."

Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say. Nice to see Britney is moving on with her life post-KFed.

Pamela Anderson Against Old People

Dear Paparazzis: You are all losers! On her official website, Pamela Anderson defends her friend Denise Richards for throwing laptops off balaconies and hitting senior citizens in wheelchairs. In her words:

Can't believe set is surrounded by loser paparazzi - not Canadian - all American and European...Leave us alone!!! They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!!

Things are silly here in Vancouver. We're innocently shooting our movie! So many photographers and creepy camera phones...This is Canada - it can't be Canadians. Paparazzi were shouting out "no wonder you can't keep a relationship together" to Denise. Denise walked up to them. They threatened her and something happened. A computer bounced off the floor and pieces went everywhere, from what I hear. Thank god no one was hurt. I didn't see it as I was too busy yelling at my producer for something else that got leaked out in press. Normally I don't care but I feel protective of Denise - I can relate. If it were me I would've thrown the photographers over the edge- they got lucky.

Meanwhile the movie is super hot. We already have a 1,200 theatre release date around May 25th. Very exciting....The crew is always cracking up and so am I - hard to keep a straight face. The Farrelly's are hysterical. And cute! Anyway. I'll keep up my diary. Really the show is behind the scenes....ha

Hmmmm..."thank God no one was hurt" during the incident. I wonder if Pam considers senior citizens in wheelchairs as people...

Boston Legal's Star Julie Bowen is Pregnant and Loves Her New Boobs

Just heard the news that Boston Legal star Julie Bowen is expecting! The actress, 36, who just celebrated her second anniversary with husband Scott Phillips says she's most excited about some of the physical side-effects of pregnancy. “My boobs! Who knew?" she laughed. "I always had two pepperonis on board and now I am shocked.”

Bond Girls At War

Rumor on the set has it that war has broken out between the Bond girls - and it's all over who gets the most steamy scenes with new 007 DANIEL CRAIG in Casino Royale.

In the red corner it's CATERINA MURINO who plays SOLANGE, the wife of DIMITRIOS - a shadowy character who Bond defeats at the poker table.

In the blue it's EVA GREEN, who plays MI6 Treasury agent VESPER LYND.

Caterina told us at a Bond party at London's Harrods how Daniel was the sexiest actor she's ever worked with.

She said: "He is gorgeous - I'm sure you've seen the pictures of him on set."

But despite happily sipping a Sminoff Black Vesper cocktail - which 007 creates and names after Eva's character in the film - Caterina admitted she was jealous of the amount of smooching her co-star got to do with Daniel.

She said: "I enjoyed my kissing scene with Daniel and I made sure we did plenty of takes because he is a great kisser. But I was jealous of Eva because she has lots of scenes like that!

The party was to launch Harrods' new Casino Royale-themed Christmas window displays.

The UK premiere of the hotly-anticipated new Bond movie is on Tuesday.

Borat Gets Punch. Are Not Like. Thank You Very Much.

Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up while trying to impersonate reporter Borat in real life. While in New York, he tried to pull a joke on a passer-by and was punched repeatedly before being rescued by a friend. The reported incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live late last month.

In character up as the fictional Kazakh journalist Borat that he created, Cohen approached a man in the street and said: "I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."

The man didn't taste the joke, as probably he hasn't seen the Borat movie, and punched Borat's face in. The comedian quickly switched from his alter-ego back to Cohen and screamed for help. Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue. The 47-year-old 'House' star pushed the man away while Cohen got back onto his feet.

Affleck admits "Me Not Likey J. Lo"

Ben Affleck finally confesses that he’s glad he didn’t marry former fiancée Jennifer Lopez.

The couple, nicknamed “Bennifer”, had a high profile relationship between 2002-2004, with a wedding planned for September 2003 only to be called off at the last minute. They blamed the extensive media attention for their split.

He recently told Now magazine recently: “I should never have got engaged and never gone down that route. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn’t. I got lost and felt suffocated, miserable and gross.”

“Being in the middle of a tabloid frenzy, it became so intense I had to stop and think, ‘What am I doing with my life?’”

“I had to smile for the cameras, but I was really in turmoil. I was no longer in control of my life and I didn’t know which way to turn. I felt like a hamster in a cage. The faster my legs went, the less distance I seemed to travel.”

Instead Ben married Daredevil hottie Jennifer Gardner. J. Lo is not hurting either as she married Marc Anthony in June 2004, just months after her split from Ben.

Elle MacPherson was Kung Fu Fighting

A mugger recieved more than he had bargained for when he tried to snatch Elle Macpherson's bag recently.

Elle was walking to a waiting car after a charity event in Camden this week when a man stepped forward to grab her purse. An onlooker told the Daily Mail: “we all just looked on in horror as we saw a figure come out of the shadows.”

“It looked like a man, about 6ft 2in and stocky… As soon as he grabbed for Elle’s bag she swung around quite calmly, just went for his arm and got her bag… it looked so simple. The mugger reacted like he’d been floored and staggered back, then ran for it.”

A source close to Elle added that she practises the martial art of T’ai Chi for relaxation: “a T’ai Chi student may look willowy and gentle but will probably have the grip of a body builder.”'

Is She Just a Mean Girl?

It appears that our Mean Girl star Lindsay Lohan is denying all reports that she was involved in a car crash with the paparazzi last Monday night and is claiming the entire incident was fabricated.

According to media reports Lindsay was being chased by a photographer after she left Hollywood hot spot Hyde at around 2am and her Mercedes was reportedly wreaked.

However, Lohan insists: "No accident. Nothing ever happened. I swear to God. My mother called me and so did my friend.

"My mom said: 'Are you OK? What happened? Did you get into a car accident' and I said: 'No, I never got into any sort of accident,' because I didn't.

"My friend thought I was in the hospital. I got calls from people I haven't spoken to in five years!

"At this point there's nothing left for people to make up about me and no other stories that they can manifest so they're just repeating old ones.

"I'm waiting for them to say I'm pregnant or something crazy."