The Downfall of Britney Spears: She's Aged About Ten Years in Just Three

After looking at before and after pictures of Britney Spears--including a current photo of the mother of two, as well as a picture of the pop-tartlet from three years prior--top plastic surgeon, Alex Karisdis, states that Brit-Brit looks as if she's aged way more than she should have during that time. According to The Daily Mail:

The leading Harley Street surgeon said: "Britney has undoubtedly changed. One can see that she might have aged ten years."

"There's no way Britney can be looking this much older within three years unless she's abusing her body."

Mr. Karisdis told Heat magazine he believes it is Britney's constant clubbing, late nights and junk food diet that has taken its toll on the singer, who is also mum to Sean Preston and three-month-old Jayden James.

"Her hair is receding and it lacks the fullness and body of previous years," he says.

Who knows what kind of partying it does while she sleeps? I wonder what Paris Hilton will look like in ten years.

Britney Spears is Expecting Baby #3

Four months after giving birth to her second, Britney Spears is expecting another baby. What is up with this girl? The fading pop princess - who already has two sons by her ex-hubby Kevin Federline and is now dating model Isaac Cohen - was reported to be expecting by LA showbiz sources this morning.

The claims come despite recent denials by Spears' camp, who have been busy defending her hard-partying ways of late.

Britney Spear’s New Album!

Check out this video of Britney Spears sampling a demo of her new album while cruising the streets of Santa Monica, Calif. Fresh new beat, fresh new album? Here are some of the lyrics I was able to make out:

Is it Over Between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton?

Page Six reports that Britney might be through with her.

THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."

Britney Thanks Victoria's Secrets'

Nice product plug for Victoria Secret and we agree...Thank you Victoria's Secrets'.

Click here to go to Britney's page.

Britney Spears in Trouble with Department of Family Services

The California Department of Children and Family Services is said to be trying in vain to contact Britney Spears as the child welfare agency is concerned about her two children, Jayden James, almost three months, and Sean Preston, 15 months. They may be simply following up on an earlier visit after Sean Preston fell from his highchair, but it’s likely they’ve been tipped off by her antics with Paris all over town.

A source close to the singer said, “The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears’ baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”

But it wouldn’t be the first time the family service agency’s social workers paid a visit to Spears. On April 8, representatives for the department, along with the L.A. County Sheriff’s office, went to the Malibu home Spears shared at the time with hubby Kevin Federline after Sean Preston fell from a high chair and hit his head while he was under the care of a nanny. Another friend of Spears said it is possible the department is now merely following up on that original visit. But the Spears household has probably become even less stable since April.

Entertaining Video of Britney Spears and KFed

This was one of my favorite episodes of the reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic:





This girl could be crazy!

Britney Spears Has a New Man...Alexander Polli

Rumors are circulating in close quarters that Britney Spears has been dating world champion snowboarder 21-year-old Alexander Polli. Some interesting tidbits about Britney's potential new man is that he was raised by a very wealthy family and educated in Italy and Switzerland. Among his talents, he speaks four languages. This match was supposedly set-up by Paris Hilton.

Britney Spears' Panties Have Been Found

The world can rest a little easier now that Britney Spears' panties have been found.

Actor Jamie Kennedy showed up at Arby's Action Sports Awards and revealed his findings.

Jamie the panty detective.

No Stopping Britney...Girl is Still Partying Hard

Sounds like that there is no stopping our favorite party girl Britney Spears. She was at it again Thursday night at Area nightclub in Los Angeles where she met up with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Is it just me or do you sense trouble ahead for our dear friend Britney.

Britney Spears Nude Selling on eBay

The Britney Spears pantyless story has hit a new milestone. In a further sign that you can find practically anything on eBay, you can now buy 8x10 photos of Britney Spears without her panties on eBay. Opening bid is $7.99.

Britney Spears Considering Giving Away Sex Tapes for Free

In an effort to stop K-Fed from profiting from the sale of the sex tape, Britney Spears is considering giving the tapes away for free.

As E-Canada reports:

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Burger King? Give me a break, everyone knows all worthwhile epiphanies are over a Chalupa at Taco Bell.

Anyway, it was reported that in this tape, they played an odd game of chess. Which, I’m pretty certain goes like this. And it’s going to be free. And digitally enhanced. And while you are furiously masturbating over just that fact alone, somewhere, K-Fed will be clutching the original version to his chest and rocking back and forth in a Greyhound terminal.

Score: Britney: 75, K-Fed: 75...which might actually match K-Fed's intelligence. If this happens, K-Fed's big payday will be at the service aisle at Wal-Mart.

Britney Turns to Justin for Advice as the Divorce Battle Kicks Off

It seems that while the divorce battle gets rough with estranged husband Kevin Federline counterfiling for divorce and asking for sole legal and physical custody of their two children, Sean Preston, 1, and 2-month-old Jayden James. Britney is turning to her old squeeze Justin Timberlake for comfort and support.

According to OK...“The only man she has ever totally trusted was Justin,” says a family friend. “She loved him in a pure, almost childlike way.”

What does Justin’s current squeeze, Cameron Diaz feel about this?

Stay tuned...

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Britney Spears Visits Her Louisiana Hometown

A week after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears paid a visit to her native Kentwood, La. After working on her new album in New York City, Spears, 24, quietly arrived in her hometown with kids Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 8 weeks, in tow. According to People Magazine:

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. -- a Spears family favorite -- along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells PEOPLE. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous -- both of them are so adorable."

Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say. Nice to see Britney is moving on with her life post-KFed.