The Downfall of Britney Spears: She's Aged About Ten Years in Just Three

After looking at before and after pictures of Britney Spears--including a current photo of the mother of two, as well as a picture of the pop-tartlet from three years prior--top plastic surgeon, Alex Karisdis, states that Brit-Brit looks as if she's aged way more than she should have during that time. According to The Daily Mail:

The leading Harley Street surgeon said: "Britney has undoubtedly changed. One can see that she might have aged ten years."

"There's no way Britney can be looking this much older within three years unless she's abusing her body."

Mr. Karisdis told Heat magazine he believes it is Britney's constant clubbing, late nights and junk food diet that has taken its toll on the singer, who is also mum to Sean Preston and three-month-old Jayden James.

"Her hair is receding and it lacks the fullness and body of previous years," he says.

Who knows what kind of partying it does while she sleeps? I wonder what Paris Hilton will look like in ten years.

Pam Anderson Fights Colonel Sanders and the USPS

Pamela Anderson has written a furious letter to the Us Postmaster General slamming Kentucky Fried Chicken’s campaign to have founder Colonel Harland Sanders honored on an American postage stamp.

The former Baywatch star, who’s a staunch animal rights activist, objects to KFC’s treatment of chickens and insists it would be unethical for Sanders to be granted the prestige of appearing on a postage stamp.

In the angry letter to John E Potter she writes, “Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny Kfc’s request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?”

I wonder if Pam would change her mind if she tried the popcorn chicken?

Hilary Duff Has Conclusion with Fan

Hilary Duff feels a little more comfortable now that Maksim Myaskovskiy was arrested in Los Angeles and sentenced to jail. The question for me is why Hilary?

Here's a piece on the incident.

Paris Hilton Accepts Plea Deal In DUI Case

According to People Magazine:

Hilton entered a plea of no contest Monday to a lesser charge of reckless driving and was placed on 36 months probation. She must also pay a fine of $390 and attend an alcohol education program.

"We believe this was an appropriate resolution given the facts in this matter and both sides' desire to avoid a trial on the original charges," says Hilton's attorney, Howard Weitzman.

Two weeks ago, the heiress pleaded not guilty to two misdemeanor counts of DUI.

Hilton, 25, was arrested Sept. 7 just after midnight for driving erratically in her silver Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren in Hollywood, according to the LAPD.

This woman should not be driving.

Mena Suvari Topless

Nuff said...doesn't appear as if she's concerned that she's in a public beach.

Crappy Jobs Before They Were Stars

If you thought you have a crappy job, check out the jobs of some celebrities before they were well celebrities...

Garth Brooks- GB was a 'boot seller' in Nashville.

Jerry Seinfeld- He 'sold light bulbs' over the phone.

Walt Disney- Walt 'drove an ambulance' during World War I in France.

Elvis Presley- The king 'drove trucks' after high school and wanted to be an 'electrician'.

Lucy Liu- The daughter of Chinese immigrants, Lui began working in a 'pajama factory' at the age of 11.

Click here for the complete list...

Britney Spears is Expecting Baby #3

Four months after giving birth to her second, Britney Spears is expecting another baby. What is up with this girl? The fading pop princess - who already has two sons by her ex-hubby Kevin Federline and is now dating model Isaac Cohen - was reported to be expecting by LA showbiz sources this morning.

The claims come despite recent denials by Spears' camp, who have been busy defending her hard-partying ways of late.