Thursday, January 25, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Selling her Appendix on eBay?


Lindsay Lohan is so afraid that her appendix would be sold on eBay following surgery that she begged doctors to let her take it home. Lindsay is reportedly keeping it safe and sound in her freezer at home. Kimbo Stewart thinks Lindsay should sell it anyway for charity. GROSS! Wait, do appendixeses (sp?) soak up booze? If they do, Lindsay’s would be like a portable bar! I like that.

In other Lindsay news, she will continue work on her film I Know Who Killed Me in a few days. Production on the thriller halted so that Lindsay could get her appendix taken out. Doctors have given her the greenlight to return to work. She will continue treatment at the Wonderland rehab facility during the morning and evening while she shoots during the day.

First of all, she’s a dumbass. You can’t sell organs on eBay. People try, but they get taken down right away. Second of all, she doesn’t need to keep it in the freezer since the booze will keep it from spoiling.

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