Jessica Simpson is Struggling as a Single

It's sad to hear, but it appears that the lovely Jessica Simpson is still reeling from her split from ex-husband Nick Lachey. According to sources, she is just not enjoying her life status as a single and is avoiding the party scene and spotlight. In addition, her latest album didn’t make much of a dent on the pop scene.

Life has certainly changed from 2004 for Jessica.

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Scarlett Thinks Uma is Hot!

Scarlett Johansson thinks Uma Thurman has the perfect body. The star of "The Prestige" who has recently hit out against the current trend in Hollywood for skinny actresses – admits she was blown away by the Uma’s amazing physique when she first saw her on the big screen.

However, Scarlett, 21, acknowledges she will never be able to look like her idol because they have such different physiques.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: “I’m never going to look at Uma Thurman and hope I have her body. I’m not built like that.” Scarlett also insists women care too much about what men think of their appearance. She said: “Men, what do they know? They don’t know if you lose or gain five pounds. They’re oblivious to those kind of things. A lot of men will say, ‘I like you the way you are.’ If they’re attracted to you, they’re attracted to you.”

What's there not to like about Scarlett?

Girls Gone Wild: Britney Spears & Paris Hilton in Las Vegas

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton hit Las Vegas this past weekend to have a meeting of the mind. The two ladies were spotted at Club Tryst at the Wynn Hotel where Britney was spotted stripping herself down to nothing, but a fishnet hose.

Janet Jackson Does the Nasty! Tyra Gets More and More Weird

Janet Jackson was on the Tyra Banks show and spoke openly about her sex life, places where she's had sex and what she does when she farts in a crowded space. I swear...Tyra used to be attractive, but she is now just an absolute weirdo!!!

Britney Spears Considering Giving Away Sex Tapes for Free

In an effort to stop K-Fed from profiting from the sale of the sex tape, Britney Spears is considering giving the tapes away for free.

As E-Canada reports:

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Burger King? Give me a break, everyone knows all worthwhile epiphanies are over a Chalupa at Taco Bell.

Anyway, it was reported that in this tape, they played an odd game of chess. Which, I’m pretty certain goes like this. And it’s going to be free. And digitally enhanced. And while you are furiously masturbating over just that fact alone, somewhere, K-Fed will be clutching the original version to his chest and rocking back and forth in a Greyhound terminal.

Score: Britney: 75, K-Fed: 75...which might actually match K-Fed's intelligence. If this happens, K-Fed's big payday will be at the service aisle at Wal-Mart.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Upsets Town

The town of Bracciano, Italy is asking Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes "Where's the love???" According to US Weekly:

Some Braccianesi are complaining that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes invited the mayor of Rome, Walter Veltroni to their wedding, but not the local mayor, Patrizia Riccioni. The pair also disappointed the public by not stopping to let the crowd of gathered fans take pictures as they arrived at Odescalchi Castle.

Speaking on behalf of the citizens of Bracciano (where garbage cans were even repainted for the Hollywood affair), Riccioni said, "They put up with all the inconveniences very patiently including the roads being closed and parking restrictions. It would have been nice if the couple had showed themselves to the public even for a brief moment — maybe at a window or from a balcony."

Still, there are no hard feelings. "I have nothing against the couple to who I am very grateful for all the international publicity," she added. "It's likely it was just a slip up by the organizers of the wedding."

I guess it goes to show you that you can't please everyone!