Selma Blair is Officially Single...We She Now Call Britney?

After two years of marriage, actress Selma Blair and actor Ahmet Zappa, son of the late legendary musician Frank Zappa, are officially divorced. This was the first marriage for both. They have no children. The couple was married on January 24, 2004, in a traditional Jewish ceremony at the Beverly Hills mansion of actress Carrie Fisher. Blair filed for divorce in June 2006 citing "irreconcilable differences." Court papers of a final judgment were entered on November 27 in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Blair, 34, is rumored to be dating actor Johnny Messner (and has been spotted at P. Diddy), who she met while filming The Sweetest Thing in 2002. The actress first rose to fame with roles in such films as Cruel Intentions and Legally Blonde. She has seven movies in the works, including Purple Violets, costarring Debra Messing, and Homeland Security, which also stars Meg Ryan and Antonio Banderas.

Wonder if we'll see Selma in a panty-less party with Britney and Paris.

Britney Spears Considering Giving Away Sex Tapes for Free

In an effort to stop K-Fed from profiting from the sale of the sex tape, Britney Spears is considering giving the tapes away for free.

As E-Canada reports:

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Burger King? Give me a break, everyone knows all worthwhile epiphanies are over a Chalupa at Taco Bell.

Anyway, it was reported that in this tape, they played an odd game of chess. Which, I’m pretty certain goes like this. And it’s going to be free. And digitally enhanced. And while you are furiously masturbating over just that fact alone, somewhere, K-Fed will be clutching the original version to his chest and rocking back and forth in a Greyhound terminal.

Score: Britney: 75, K-Fed: 75...which might actually match K-Fed's intelligence. If this happens, K-Fed's big payday will be at the service aisle at Wal-Mart.

Britney Turns to Justin for Advice as the Divorce Battle Kicks Off

It seems that while the divorce battle gets rough with estranged husband Kevin Federline counterfiling for divorce and asking for sole legal and physical custody of their two children, Sean Preston, 1, and 2-month-old Jayden James. Britney is turning to her old squeeze Justin Timberlake for comfort and support.

According to OK...“The only man she has ever totally trusted was Justin,” says a family friend. “She loved him in a pure, almost childlike way.”

What does Justin’s current squeeze, Cameron Diaz feel about this?

Stay tuned...

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Britney Spears Visits Her Louisiana Hometown

A week after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears paid a visit to her native Kentwood, La. After working on her new album in New York City, Spears, 24, quietly arrived in her hometown with kids Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 8 weeks, in tow. According to People Magazine:

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. -- a Spears family favorite -- along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells PEOPLE. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous -- both of them are so adorable."

Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say. Nice to see Britney is moving on with her life post-KFed.