This was one of my favorite episodes of the reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic:
This girl could be crazy!
Showing posts with label Kevin Federline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Federline. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
Britney Spears Considering Giving Away Sex Tapes for Free

In an effort to stop K-Fed from profiting from the sale of the sex tape, Britney Spears is considering giving the tapes away for free.
As E-Canada reports:
Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.
During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.
“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.
“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

Burger King? Give me a break, everyone knows all worthwhile epiphanies are over a Chalupa at Taco Bell.
Anyway, it was reported that in this tape, they played an odd game of chess. Which, I’m pretty certain goes like this. And it’s going to be free. And digitally enhanced. And while you are furiously masturbating over just that fact alone, somewhere, K-Fed will be clutching the original version to his chest and rocking back and forth in a Greyhound terminal.
Score: Britney: 75, K-Fed: 75...which might actually match K-Fed's intelligence. If this happens, K-Fed's big payday will be at the service aisle at Wal-Mart.
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Britney Spears,
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Britney Spears Visits Her Louisiana Hometown

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. -- a Spears family favorite -- along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells PEOPLE. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous -- both of them are so adorable."
Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say. Nice to see Britney is moving on with her life post-KFed.
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